He's back
It's nice to drop the politics and get back to an issue that's that's like ringworm.
Chico. Some fool allowed him back on the TV. His new "hit" is a remake of the 70's song (which was pretty shit itself) D.I.S.C.O. Now it's C.H.I.C.O. or S.H.I.T.E.
This man has no shame. How come he isn't on big brother? I don't even feel that angry about it just bewildered and sad that people would actually pay money to listen to the talentless trouser snake.
People for the love of god, stop buying this sort of pap. It only encourages them. Don't give me that " the kids wanted it " crap either. As a parent you are responsible in part for their education so teach them about music too. Don't allow them to buy music from the persons (I just couldn't use the term musicians) who got their success from sucking satans cock and swallowing his wormy black jism (Again the phrase coined by Bill Hicks comes in useful).
And another thing!
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
For those not in the know it's a TV program where Lloyd-Weber is using a reality show to choose a new maria for the stage version of the sound of music. My friend watches it so I sometimes get to see some. Sometimes it's actually entertaining.
These times are when the judges make their decisions and get rid of people and A.L.W. turns up, informs them they are wrong and then changes what they decided. Suddenly people who were dropped come back much to the annoyance to the judges (who have had their professional judgement questioned) and the other contestants who realise that the director already has some favourites. Brilliant!
Then ensues a little power struggle where the put out judges, particularly the singing coach appear to be a mean as possible to the ladies saved by A.L.W. in a transparent attempt to prove that they were right all along.
SO "How do you solve a problem like Maria?". Apparently you keep contol of the whole process by questioning the abilities of the people you appointed to make the decisions while second guessing them and overturning their decisions in front of millions of viewers. Then I guess you get to the point where you don't care who out of the ten or so gets the job and you get the public to vote by phone (thus producing revenue).
Or my version "How do you solve a problem like Maria?"
I don't give a shit! If I had a choice of watching the sound of music or a pair of cats fighting I'd have to sit down and carefully consider it.
Big Brother
Genius. The guy who thought of this should be living on his private island in the lap of luxury.
It's basically a big noisome pile of shit. The contestants are mostly people the best part of which ran down their father leg. They usually sling a couple of humans in there so the torture is all the more piquant. Generally though when it comes to people getting voted out everyones a winner, until you realise you are voting them back in society.
The genius part is that even though it's utter crap people tune in to watch the maze rats sit about or make twats of themselves and channel four has convinced people to PAY money to vote for them!
Wait a second to take in the majesty of the situation.
PEOPLE PAY TO VOTE FOR OR AGAINST THESE PEOPLE.
The profit for this must be huge! Then this year the put some people who had already been voted out back in and got people to vote for them again! AND they have a lot of finalists to increase the profit margin. Genius!
I take pride in the fact that I have never voted on this show!
Chico. Some fool allowed him back on the TV. His new "hit" is a remake of the 70's song (which was pretty shit itself) D.I.S.C.O. Now it's C.H.I.C.O. or S.H.I.T.E.
This man has no shame. How come he isn't on big brother? I don't even feel that angry about it just bewildered and sad that people would actually pay money to listen to the talentless trouser snake.
People for the love of god, stop buying this sort of pap. It only encourages them. Don't give me that " the kids wanted it " crap either. As a parent you are responsible in part for their education so teach them about music too. Don't allow them to buy music from the persons (I just couldn't use the term musicians) who got their success from sucking satans cock and swallowing his wormy black jism (Again the phrase coined by Bill Hicks comes in useful).
And another thing!
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
For those not in the know it's a TV program where Lloyd-Weber is using a reality show to choose a new maria for the stage version of the sound of music. My friend watches it so I sometimes get to see some. Sometimes it's actually entertaining.
These times are when the judges make their decisions and get rid of people and A.L.W. turns up, informs them they are wrong and then changes what they decided. Suddenly people who were dropped come back much to the annoyance to the judges (who have had their professional judgement questioned) and the other contestants who realise that the director already has some favourites. Brilliant!
Then ensues a little power struggle where the put out judges, particularly the singing coach appear to be a mean as possible to the ladies saved by A.L.W. in a transparent attempt to prove that they were right all along.
SO "How do you solve a problem like Maria?". Apparently you keep contol of the whole process by questioning the abilities of the people you appointed to make the decisions while second guessing them and overturning their decisions in front of millions of viewers. Then I guess you get to the point where you don't care who out of the ten or so gets the job and you get the public to vote by phone (thus producing revenue).
Or my version "How do you solve a problem like Maria?"
I don't give a shit! If I had a choice of watching the sound of music or a pair of cats fighting I'd have to sit down and carefully consider it.
Big Brother
Genius. The guy who thought of this should be living on his private island in the lap of luxury.
It's basically a big noisome pile of shit. The contestants are mostly people the best part of which ran down their father leg. They usually sling a couple of humans in there so the torture is all the more piquant. Generally though when it comes to people getting voted out everyones a winner, until you realise you are voting them back in society.
The genius part is that even though it's utter crap people tune in to watch the maze rats sit about or make twats of themselves and channel four has convinced people to PAY money to vote for them!
Wait a second to take in the majesty of the situation.
PEOPLE PAY TO VOTE FOR OR AGAINST THESE PEOPLE.
The profit for this must be huge! Then this year the put some people who had already been voted out back in and got people to vote for them again! AND they have a lot of finalists to increase the profit margin. Genius!
I take pride in the fact that I have never voted on this show!
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