One handed browsing

Not what you think. Although a mate described another mates on line activities in his best man speech as looking at left handed web sites.

That's not what I am doing, right? Right.

I am learning how tricky it is to do everyday stuff one handed. It's pretty annoying. Everything seems to be difficult. Tying my shoelaces for instance, what a polava! On the bright side I am learning a valuable lesson about taking care when using a knife.

I have something that pisses me off. Itching. Healing itches like Wilkinsons. I really want to dig my nails in and scratch for England.

Pah