How to learn a lesson.
A news story came to my attention. A 22 year old male in Sunderland "suffered a scorched colon" when he tried to lauch a firework from his anus.
"Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.
"He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there's huge damage to that particular area." "
Can you say idiot? I think we were witnessing darwinism in action although he needs to try harder. Perhaps his name could be given out so that any girl who may end up marrying this fool doesn't breed idiot kids.
This is the way to learn. I bet he never tries to lauch a firework from his arse again. I would have said that particular lesson should be obvious without the try it and see thing. Maybe he needs to be told that he should douse himself in petrol and light it.
Just in case. Ouch I bet that smarts. No curry for a while eh?
Some people might say that we shouldn't laugh.
Not me.
We need to heap ridicule on this fool. There should be signs around his house. When he goes out there should be a marching band that follows him playing march of the idiots. If anything needs to be emphasised it's how stupid it is to put explosives in your arse and light them.
Who want's to sneak into this dicks hospital room and write saltwater enema on his patient notes?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm
"Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.
"He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there's huge damage to that particular area." "
Can you say idiot? I think we were witnessing darwinism in action although he needs to try harder. Perhaps his name could be given out so that any girl who may end up marrying this fool doesn't breed idiot kids.
This is the way to learn. I bet he never tries to lauch a firework from his arse again. I would have said that particular lesson should be obvious without the try it and see thing. Maybe he needs to be told that he should douse himself in petrol and light it.
Just in case. Ouch I bet that smarts. No curry for a while eh?
Some people might say that we shouldn't laugh.
Not me.
We need to heap ridicule on this fool. There should be signs around his house. When he goes out there should be a marching band that follows him playing march of the idiots. If anything needs to be emphasised it's how stupid it is to put explosives in your arse and light them.
Who want's to sneak into this dicks hospital room and write saltwater enema on his patient notes?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm
posted by Student at 4:07 pm
3 Comments:
I hope the doctor did an emergency vasectomy while this guy was under anasthetic. He'd be doing the world a favor.
Yep, time we chlorinated the gene pool
I reckon a scorched colon might smart a bit FMC. I nearly ruptured mine by laughing so much.
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