Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Piss it away

Anyone keeping up with the Diana enquiry?

Why do the jurors need to go to france? Why do they need to see the location of the accident? Ok, perhaps seeing the location might be worthwhile but why do they need to look at the ritz she and dodi were staying in?

How much is this costing the british people?

I get a bit fed up with people wasting cash on crap like this. Sure hold another inquiry. Get a bunch of people and show them the evidence in a room. It should take about a week then get them to return a decision which will without doubt be coloured by opinions they have already formed.

While we are on the subject, the idea of a jury as it stands is a joke. A bunch of people randomly picked from the populatin are required tounderstand legal proceedings and pass judgement on you. Jesus Christ! How scary is that?

There are a hell of a lot of mouthbreathers that could end up judging you if you are unlucky. A jury of my peers? Do I get to adminster IQ tests first and check their educational backgrounds?

I think there should be a minimum requirement for jury duty. Mind you I think that about voting too. Human rights can get fucked, if you don't understand the issues then perhaps you shouldn't be adding your two penneth worth. You know, on election day I have spoken top people who have voted on the basis that they like "his nice smile" or because "well my dad always voted for this party".

Sweet fucking charity. These people are helping to decide things! Am I the only one a bit nervous about this?

"but pip, Everyone should have the right to a vote"

shut the fuck up. Everyone who isn't a fuck wit. I don't care if you vote BNP as long as you uinderstand the issues and aren't just voting because you think Brown has the eyes of a paedophile. Didn't someone mention a while back about giving prisoners the vote? Fuck me. I would instantly vote and campaign against any party considering that.

Hey, why not allow everyone in the world a vote. I am sure Al-Quieda will vote sensibly.

Ok, we are calm. You put down the voting slip, don't make me come over there and explain fiscal policy to you, you twat.

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