I'd like to introduce you to my purple headed monkey
Ok, I know it's low brow and purile but it makes me laugh.
Don't get all high and mighty now. I am sure you all laugh at the occasional knob joke and that farts make you giggle.
It just amuses me to be able to say 'I'd like to show you my purple headed monkey'.
Oh come on! That's good stuff!
Anyway, as I head rapidly towards my 100th post and it seems that this blogging malarky isn't some flash in the pan fad that I have taken up, I have decided to start making my Blog a bit more interesting.
I have no qualms about nicking ideas from others so adopting a creature seemed like a nice idea. Of course I may decide otherwise in the future and have to do the virtual equivalent of taking him out back and letting light through him.
Until that day please feel free to make up your own knob jokes.
It's Friday by all that's holy,let's get pished!
Don't get all high and mighty now. I am sure you all laugh at the occasional knob joke and that farts make you giggle.
It just amuses me to be able to say 'I'd like to show you my purple headed monkey'.
Oh come on! That's good stuff!
Anyway, as I head rapidly towards my 100th post and it seems that this blogging malarky isn't some flash in the pan fad that I have taken up, I have decided to start making my Blog a bit more interesting.
I have no qualms about nicking ideas from others so adopting a creature seemed like a nice idea. Of course I may decide otherwise in the future and have to do the virtual equivalent of taking him out back and letting light through him.
Until that day please feel free to make up your own knob jokes.
It's Friday by all that's holy,let's get pished!
5 Comments:
i like grasping your purple headed monkey and throttling him.
then i feed him a banana.
Thank you. I am glad I got the chance to display him for you both.
Ahhhhhhh, nothing like innuendo to set you up for the weekend!
wow...you update your blog like, every day. Thats neat
wow...you update your blog like, every day. Thats neat
I try to. Sometimes I don't have time to knock out even a few words.
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